The Hardcandi Family Secret

The Hardcandi Family Secret is the third episode of The Nitro Squad.

Plot
It's a dark and rainy day at school. Brody, Landon, and AJ bump into two abominations claiming to be Hardcandi's deceased parents. Brody is highly suspicious of this encounter, and suggests telling Hardcandi about this. AJ doesn't think its a good idea, so he fades out of existence so he can avoid the whole ordeal. Hardcandi lumbers by, so Brody and Landon confront him. Hardcandi is in shock of the news, and drags the them into the nearest broom closet. In a sweaty panic, Hardcandi explains to them that his parents are dead, and that those are NOT them.

Landon gets tired of Hardcandi babbling so he forces him to confront his parents. Hardcandi unmasks them, revealing that his parents are.... Mr. Specs and himself? Specs is just as confused as Brody and Landon. Landon suggests unmasking the two Hardcandis. Brody does so, but rips both their faces off. They all freak out. Brody exclaims "What have we done!?"... and gets a reply.

Hardcandi reveals that everyone in this room is actually Hardcandi, and slowly, each person morphs into him. Even Brody and Landon are Hardcandi! Suddenly, Jimmy jumps up. It was only a weird, weird dream. Tyler interrupts Jimmy, marveling at the fact that Hardcandi is climbing into his oven/desk. The oven/desk explodes, evolving Hardcandi into his final form, Hardcock. He flies away to wreak havoc, exclaiming that everyone outside looks like him... This isn't a dream. And, yet again, another squad member abruptly awakens. Followed by another.... and another... and so on, repeating until, finally, a young, red-headed girl named Jaquanze wakes up in a panic. She calls for the comfort of her loving father, who assures her that The Nitro Squad is just a myth. At that very instant, Hardcock slaps against the window and kidnaps the little girl. Hardcock serenades her in the credits, only to drop her.

Characters

 * Brody
 * Landon
 * AJ
 * Hardcandi Senior
 * Madame Hardcandi
 * Mr. Hardcandi
 * Mr. Specs
 * Jimmy
 * Tyler
 * Shane
 * Justin
 * Zack
 * Jaquanza
 * Jaquanza's Father

Trivia

 * Initially, this episode was heading into another direction. That was until Landon looked at the script Brody wrote, made love to it, and gave it aids.
 * Hardcandi's parents were going to be normal, functioning members of society... Landon changed that too.
 * Hardcandi's parents are, in fact, currently deceased.
 * Since Hardcock kidnapped Jaquanza after the dream sequence, all the events of this episode canonically occurred.